Further Confirmation that Mid-Range Hooker is the Way To Go

No, seriously, check it out. And it's tax-free, bitches! Plus, I'm already pretty low brow so I don't really need to worry about tarnishing my reputation.



p.s. I love how they are referred to as "Hipster Hookers". What does that even mean? Do they like, quote Hold Steady lyrics while they are doing it or something?

Aaaaaaaand I'm Still Unemployed.

Dan: good luck

yeah, it sounds like it's awful rough out there

me: yeah its not so great

oh well

i can't do much about it except build my hopes up terribly high so i can have them dashed!

Dan: awww

me: i guess i am just going to have to become really really good at making lattes

or bagging groceries

or panhandling

those seem to be my options right now

Dan: turning triiiiicks

me: dude i totally did not even think about that

and i could at least be like, a mid range hooker

you know, the ones not on meth........YET

Dan: exactly!