Just Trust Me, People.

I know what you are thinking. You are thinking "But I do not like Ja Rule. He is like the Kia Sephia of the rap world; basically my last choice and possibly hazardous to my health."

Ja Rule feat. Lil'Wayne - Uh Oh
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Maybe it's the mad crush that I have on Weezy (seriously, those abs are sick), but I like this song, I really do, despite the fact that it's three solid minutes of Ja Rule action. So, don't get embarrassed that you like a Ja Rule song. It's ok. Just don't go and start to listening to "Down Ass Bitch" on repeat and you should be just fine.

As if I really needed help drawing more attention to my chest.....

If I had $76 to spend on a t-shirt, this would definitely be the one.

Can't Hide It, Can't Deny It

I love the Bret Michaels "Rock of Love" reality show and everything it represents.


BAM.

don't be afraid to use those nails, Rodeo.

What with Lohan-gate permeating every corner of the internets, I feel the need to lighten things up a bit. Distract us all from the PTSD we're suffering every time we look at that sexy, sexy mugshot (by the way, I am totally pissed at that mugshot. Just once I wish we could get Lindsay to look like Nick Nolte in those things, but no, she always just looks kind of coked out and disoriented In a hot hi-I'm-at-a-Dolce-and-Gabana-photo-shoot kind of sense).

I don't know about you, but nothing makes me happier than Hello Kitty emblazoned paraphernalia. This, folks, is bigger than the Hello Kitty wafflemaker. Bigger than the Hello Kitty electric guitar. I present to you:

the Hello Kitty laptop

It's pink, it's shiny, it's covered in rhinestones.

Now, don't you feel better? I thought so.

p.s. I love you Lindsay Lohan, no matter what.





upper left: what she would look like if I had any say in things.

Remix Madness!

Just one of the great tracks from Ratatat.

click here for more sick remixes of Jay-Z and Notorious B.I.G., among others.

also check out their original "Wildcat", which samples an actual cat growl*! Hot!

*Lately I've been having this weird fixation with tigers. Don't ask.

Hey ok so that's not a picture of Ratatat, It's a picture of Ratt, that gross hair band from the 80's, but they're right next to each other in the CD bin so you can understand the confusion.

La-Lohan La-Love

yes yes yes.