What with Lohan-gate permeating every corner of the internets, I feel the need to lighten things up a bit. Distract us all from the PTSD we're suffering every time we look at that sexy, sexy mugshot (by the way, I am totally pissed at that mugshot. Just once I wish we could get Lindsay to look like Nick Nolte in those things, but no, she always just looks kind of coked out and disoriented In a hot hi-I'm-at-a-Dolce-and-Gabana-photo-shoot kind of sense).

I don't know about you, but nothing makes me happier than Hello Kitty emblazoned paraphernalia. This, folks, is bigger than the Hello Kitty wafflemaker. Bigger than the Hello Kitty electric guitar. I present to you:

the Hello Kitty laptop

It's pink, it's shiny, it's covered in rhinestones.

Now, don't you feel better? I thought so.

p.s. I love you Lindsay Lohan, no matter what.





upper left: what she would look like if I had any say in things.