I'm actually kind of disappointed in the lack of crazy escapades my family had this Thanksgiving. No hilarious burning of the turkey, no crazy grandma forgetting where she put her teeth, not even a jello-mold incident. Dammit, why can't my family just be normal for once?

also, it's going to be 60 degrees here in Chicago for the next couple of days. I would be happy about this, but i'm too busy worrying about the southern panhandle of Florida being completely submerged in the next 2o years. I didnt ever want to go to Disneyland anyways.