Three pieces of information I picked up from today's RedEye, a newspaper so bad it almost makes me wish I didn't know how to read so that I wouldn't have to subject myself to this kind of brain rot.
1. The american public would much rather see Ice Cube in "Are We Done Yet?", which is basically a bunch of clips of him fighting off forest creatures in ways that I imagine to be "hip" and "urban" (i.e. throwing an air force one at an opossum) than Grindhouse, which was probably one of the funniest/scariest/sexiest movies i've ever seen. I guess since it's a holiday weekend, people want to go see family-friendly films or some dumb shit like that. Whatevs.
2. According to my horoscope, the incoming moon of venus will increase my sexual appetite for the next 2 weeks. Watch out, boys. Rawr!
3. Hayden Panettiere is totally dating that guy from Laguna Beach and is best friends with Bruce Willis' daughter and they totally have matching belly button rings!
Wow. Knowledge really *is* power!
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