Seriously, I don't think you could find a better reason for selective sterilization among the human population than this guy.
Mystery's entire strategy is based on the book "The Game", and as dumb and offensive as it is, I'm kind of happy it was written because it drives all the sleazy losers to hit on all the retarded girls, leaving all the well adjusted, confident guys to those of us who are clever enough to see through that kind of shit.
The thing that gets me the most though is Mystery's faux-tattoo sleeve shirt. I mean, ew. Just, ew. What a pussy*. Hey guys, you want to know how to get a girl to kiss you? Get real sleeves, because tattoos are fucking hot as hell.
*I am totally allowed to say this because I recently spent 2 hours under the needle and am pretty much ready to get inked again. Inability to handle pain is such an unbecoming characteristic in a man, don't you think?
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