Ok God, I know you're all pissy at me and stuff, what with all the tattoos and pre-marital sex and not going to services on high holidays, but seriously could you stop it with the enormous gross centipedes that have invaded my apartment? I spent all last night in fear of one of those things crawling up my pant leg, a rolled up magazine in hand in case I needed to do some impromptu squishing.
I've seen "The 10 Commandments". I know how you roll. You're all about punishing with giant insects. I'm not really that bad a person, though, so if you could please abstain from sending any more plagues down unto me, I'd really appreciate it.
love,
Me.
*upper left: C'mon, God, this is totally uncalled for.
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