Yeah, me neither. But really folks I have some pretty exciting stuff coming at you fast and furious in the next couple of days so get ready to get crunk (metaphorically) on my mad blog pimp juice (also metaphorical).
My goal is to become one of those "blogs of note" that you always see on the side of the Blogger dashboard, and honestly I don't think it's going to be that hard. Have you seen some of the competition? A blog about gardening? Poem of the week? Laaaaaaaaaaame. Seriously, this shit is going to be easier than getting Dov Charney to show you his wiener.
A few ideas for entries that might catch Blogger's attention:
1. Smell-o-Blog. We're spinning our wheels in logistics at the moment but we're shooting for July 2010.
2. Video footage of baby animals. Who doesn't like baby animals? Skinheads and people with bad allergies, that's who.
3. Article about my various experiences with hallucinogenics. Hey, it worked for Vice Magazine, it can work for me.
4. Pictures of celebrities where I photoshop pictures of penises next to their mouths! Wait, what? Someone has already thought of that? Huh, weird.
In conclusion, please read my blog, because my Google analytics stats are really depressing.
luvs!
me.
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I don't know who the hell you are, but I am completely impressed by the fact that your blog (or rather, your twitter that links to your blog) is the first result that comes up when you search google for "DAMMIT WOMAN AINT BEEN NO SOUNDS". Well played.
who are you, anonymous poster/fellow Achewood lover??? Inquiring minds want, nay demand, to know!!
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