If you play this song really loudly on the jukebox while shaking it, you are 100% guaranteed to get hit on by lesbians the rest of the night:
Also: dressing up a pitcher of beer with a pair of sunglasses is HI-larious.
ALSO I wish I could go back in time and tell my drunk self to not smoke that last cigarette because although I now have a totally sexy raspy Duffy-esque voice thing going on, I am also feeling as if I might boot at any second. These are the perils of trying to look way cooler than you really are, folks.
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It's all about croaking like a frog after a night of booze and smokes. It's the hair that smells like stale smoke that bugs me...
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