I'm pretty sure I've complained about the lack of street vendors in this city before, but I figure you all need a refresher in bitching and moaning, because isn't that what the the impending holiday season is all about?
I mean, come ONNNNN Chicago. All I'm asking for is the occasional kebab-mobile or hot dog cart. It is my basic human right to be able find a sketchy dude on the street corner selling questionable food items ANYWHERE I WANT (it's totally one of the amendments, trust me on this one guys).
I was especially pissed when I found out about something called the "Wafel and Dinge Truck", which was like, apparently a gift to New York from Belgium or some other weirdo country? And they serve delicious, delicious waffles? With Nutella? From a truck?
Jesus Christ almighty we need one of these in Chicago. I will do anything and everything to get one of these things to the city by Christmas. I've already emailed the Chief Wafel Master (seriously, that's the guy's title) and implored him to bring the Wafel Truck west-ward, and I encourage you to do the same. Send your emails to info@wafelsanddinges.com
*upper left: You know you want to buy whatever this dude is selling.
Update: Tom, the Chief Wafel Master, wrote back and told me that he couldn't have a wafel truck here because the Nutella would freeze all the time. Personally, I don't buy it for a second. I'm going to keep fighting this battle, folks, I'll keep you updated. Also, I'm pretty sure Tom thinks I'm like eight years old and slightly attention deficit disordered, which can only work to my advantage, right?
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