Though there are a few celebrities in this day and age who I wouldn't kick out of bed (helloooo, Ryan Reynolds. Damn, I love me some Ryan Reynolds), most of my famous guy crushes are on celebrities who would now be considered kinda old or really fat or dead. Here's a list of my top 5:
1. Paul Newman in "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" (1969): Butch Cassidy embodies the trifecta of hotness: He shoots, he rides, he drinks whiskey. Enough said.
2. Harrison Ford in "Star Wars" (1977): OMG OMG Han Solo is so hot.
3. Val Kilmer in "Real Genius" (1985): So we all know that Val Kilmer is like a total blimp now but I would totally bang his younger, smart mouthed, 80's vested, laser-making counterpart. Sidenote: where the hell can I buy the soundtrack to that movie?
4. Marlon Brando in "Guys and Dolls" (1955): Usually movies that are musicals kind of annoy me but I'm willing to overlook it in this case because I'm a sucker for a handsome guy in a well-tailored suit. Plus, who could say no to a guy who is willing to fly you to Cuba and get you drunk off of some weird cocktail called a "dulce de leche"? By the way, don't try to order a dulce de leche in a Cuban restaurant, they'll just look at you funny. Trust me on this one.
5. John Cusack in "Say Anything" (1989): John Cusack, what happened to you? You used to be all cute and vulnerable, now you're just.......wrinkly.
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weird. me and someone were just talking about how hotpaul newman is. damn. psychic!
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