Fucking Winter

Oh and hey did you know that it's -4 degrees F in Chicago right now and that's not even including the windchill?

all I know is that in 33 days I will be here and will not have to worry about slush or windburn or the fact THAT NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO FUCKING WINTERPROOF THEIR SHIT (I'm looking right at you, University of Chicago).  All I will have to worry about is how much to tip the  ab-alicious waiter Juan when he brings me my billionth Calimocho*. If you're good, maybe i'll bring you back a sombrero, bitches.

that is all

lv,

me.

*Calimocho=delicious drink made from 1/2 coca cola and 1/2 red wine. Sounds gross but pretty addictive once you start drinking it.