I Know Who Killed Me: An Annotated Review

**SPOILER ALERT******SPOILER ALERT*******SPOILER ALERT****SPOILER ALERT**

1. Lindsay, I love all the sexy stripper underthings Dakota wears in the movie. Agent Provacateur? I thought so. That shit is hot as hell and I'm buying my own matching collection immediately*

2. I like how Lindsay decided to take another identical-twin-separated-at-birth role, though I did halfway expect her to bust out with a shitty acoustic guitar singing "Let's Get Together" in a british accent througout the entire thing.

3. Dude, Darnell from "My Name Is Earl" plays a prosthetic expert!

4. Too much blood, I couldn't really finish my ice cream due to the gross out factor. I say, less blood, more LaLohan's GIANT titties**. Sex sells, boys. Sex sells.

*Fuck, I wish I had the kind of cash to drop two hundy on a bra and panty set.

**I hope my subtle sarcasm was not lost on you guys. In actuality, they show LL's breasts like every 30 seconds.