For the past few days i've been totally intrigued with the idea of dying my hair black. Two things, however, have come to my attention:
1. My eyebrows will be a much lighter color than my hair. This will look pretty weird and will probably scare small children and dogs if they get too close. The only way to remedy this would be to bring it old school, shave off my eyebrows and draw them in with a pencil a la a 1940's Hollywood starlet.
Advantage: Vintage glamour
Disadvantage: Freak razor accidents, constant look of surprise on my face
2. The past four months in Chicago have been sun-less, leaving me whiter than Barry Manilow in a sparkly american-flag colored jumpsuit. Seriously, it's gross. I was told that once my hair was black, "We'd have to buy you a little plaid miniskirt and some Doc Martens". I don't think he was kidding, either.
Advantage: I'd get to hang out at the mall in front of Hot Topic all day
Disadvantage: Goth is so 1996, all extra cash goes towards eyeliner-related purchases
Upper Right: Gawd, I hate my step-mom. She is such a bitch.
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