Since when has the blog turned into a frenzy of cryptic, whiny blurbs about stuff no one in their right minds would ever care to read about ? Post an interesting news article, a funny youtube clip, something crazy that happened to you on your commute home. Show me something that i've never seen before or something that makes me so angry I can barely even think. Above all, make it accesible. No one wants to read some pseudo-James Joyce dribble about your failed relationships or about winter in the city or other tired crap like that. Why make a half assed attempt at being deep when you can just be entertaining? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the point of the internet anyways?*
On that note, check out this noise.
I cant even begin to imagine what sort of "keepsake items to heat up your homespun romance" White Castle would include in the Cupid's Crave Kits. Handcuffs? Scented massage oil? Extra ketchup packets? It's a crapshoot, really, but either way it's probably gonna keep your neighbors up allllll night. Ooohhh yeah.
*This is based on my own (perhaps narcissistic) opinion that my blog is super funny and makes you laugh so hard milk comes out of your nose if you happen to be drinking milk at the same time you are reading it.
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