Move over, you wiggly golden retriever puppies, because there's a new cutie in town. That's right, I'm talkin' about Myzopoda schliemanni. Not only is this little guy frickin adorable, but he also has little suction cups on his thumbs and feet. SUCTION CUPS, PEOPLE. This bat is so tough that it's adapted to the harsh living conditions of Madagascar's razed forests by using the stickies to scale the large leaved foliage prevalent in deforested areas. What have puppies adapted to lately? Getting doggie haircuts and eating grass clippings? Bitch, please.
So in conclusion, in a fight between a bat and a puppy, the bat would kick some major ass. It would basically be like a ninja fighting Jared the Subway guy. No contest.
Upper Right: Don't you just want to take it home and put it in a Louis Vuitton carrying case?
2 comments:
heh heh. keep them coming...this stuff is gold!!!!
I can always count on my sister to keep my blogging spirits up. Lv you!
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